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When I first came to Second Life, the idea of a virtual relationship never even occurred to me. SL was a strange landscape of bizarre places to explore where I could be anything or anyone I wanted.

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But then after a week something happened that completely changed my view of the virtual world. I was walking around a Welcome Area with a helmet head of hair and a blank newbie face stumbling into other blank newbies all wearing the same Linden Have cock will travel clothes when through the crowd, I saw a beautiful female avatar like I had never seen before. She had long flowing golden hair that moved when she walked and delicate facial features including fluttering eyelashes dancing around deep blue eyes.

She wore a short black mini-skirt that moved in the breeze as she walked by. I was blown Have cock will travel and stood there staring. Another newbie guy who looked just like me in the same start-up avatar broke away from the mindless flock of stumbling newbs and approached her cautiously.

She seemed to look him up and down with an animation of intense indifference and said. Watching her demolish him shook me awake to the sad realization that I was a newbie and I had newbie skin. Apparently, girls like her never dated guys like me.

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It was high school all over again. The fact that such women existed in SL gave me a whole new pursuit in the metaverse. I went to a nude beach and having no shame I was quick to shed my virtual clothes Have cock will travel walk naked with the beautiful naked women.

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I stood there frozen with no answer. Every other guy had one. I had Have cock will travel cock! The knowledge that I had a penis made me a different person. I collected a small wardrobe of freebie wear so I could dress up for clubs and would stand out from other new people. I had confidence to start conversations with others. Exploring the SL world was still my favorite pastime but I was also learning to build and got pretty good Have cock will travel making my avatar do what I wanted.

Then I saw a giant sign that had a picture of my very cock in a red circle with a red bar across it. It turns out that shemales are experts on cock and anyone that comes to their club gets a really nice free one. I discovered the sex club scene in SL and gave my new cock lots of use in countless one night stands.

Meeting women in sex clubs was easy because we were both there for the same thing.

It turns out that it was even easier to meet men pretending to be women in the sex clubs. Still, there was none of the magic of meeting a beautiful woman in a romantic setting. I wanted the anticipation and sparkling conversation. Eventually, I discovered the live music scene and began to strike up conversations with the women I met there. I met all manner of ladies and actually started dating some of them. The emotion and anticipation of real dating was all there and I would actually shave in real life before a Second Life date.

Like the real life dates of my single days, things often went wrong for the occasion. Once, I arranged to meet my lady Have cock will travel a spectacular mountain top pinnacle looking over a beautiful valley. I was looking out over the vista when I sent her a teleport invitation that materialized her in front of me in the mid air over the open valley.

I got one quick glimpse of her before she plummeted several hundred feet into the foggy valley below. I was trying to impress another beautiful lady with a romantic helicopter ride around the sights of SL. The take-off was nice and mellow but I started overcompensating the controls which sent it spinning. I forced it down in to the trees and we slid down a hill. I later fixed the control variables to dampen its movements and thought I would try again to impress another date with the same romantic ride.

It was going great until we hit a sim border and the craft derezzed crashing SL for me. When I logged back on my date had been rezzed at the bottom of the ocean in a strange region. One would think I learned my lesson about moving vehicles on SL dates but one special lady arranged a beautiful balloon ride over a picturesque region. Unfortunately, I forgot I was wearing a scripted anti-push device to protect me from push gun fire.

The balloon lifted off the ground then slowly turned over crashing into a pastoral lake scene like the Hindenburg. The spectacle drew a small group of other couples wondering what we could have done to crash a vehicle that was supposed to drive itself.

Another special woman that I had gotten really close to invited me over to help set up her new skybox. It was a prefab skybox but had no openings to enter or exit so we had to teleport in and out.

While she was on the inside looking for a potential door I was on the outside. I forgot to unlink the component prims of the skybox and when I created the phantom panel I caught a glimpse of my date as she fell through the floor and plummeted about two hundred meters Have cock will travel the ground below.

She still holds the altitude record for my accidental date freefalls. Dating is supposed to be a prelude to a serious relationship and I did dream of an SL girlfriend to explore the world with. I date one woman who had been in-game since the days of The Sims Online and she summed up the whole cycle of virtual relationships.

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The emotion is intense and it sweeps them into a passionate on-line relationship. They become virtual boyfriend and girlfriend spending hours together in-world, dancing and loving.

As partners, they share property rights and start a business like a club or store. Then the reality of running a virtual business sets in and they begin arguing as the workload takes its toll. "Have cock will travel," there is a bitter breakup and the communal property is torn apart in an ugly series of fights and arguments.

If half of all marriages end in divorce that must mean that half live happily ever after. That is completely hilarious! I recognized a bit of my own noobieness in your account. I had a woman come up to me and tell me my skin was a noob giveaway, so she gave me fab skin and hair, thereby creating a shopping monster.

I will be forever indebted to her and try to help noobs now by giving them free stuff. You captured that total ignorance of the noob experience perfectly. And I love the story of the TP that reads like an episode of the Road Runner cartoon, with the character appearing and then dropping hundreds of meters off the cliff.

I read this at work and laughed out loud more than a few times. Some of my fellow workers asked what was so funny. That was funny, 3 Stars. Have cock will travel a good read.

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Reminds me of my first experience in SL. And wow who knew She-males were giving free cocks away?

But yeah, i went through that whole experience myself. Makes putting up with the drama worth it sometimes. Thank-you, best story I have read in the SL-Herald for a real long time. In fact you win my vote for that shiny prize mentioned back a few weeks ago. I was on work when I could not help but laugh out loud several times.

Great article, I loved to read it! Just looking at the pictures Have cock will travel me in tears. Hope to see more articles from you. Say hello to Cheryl for me. Hey Mariner, Great story hun!

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